January 2008
“welcome to the party. this is our family retarded melty creature” “urpagooooooodfaaalkaajaaa!!!!!!!” “oh hush melty creature you are the most retarded EVER!”
deflower the hooks, they erupt from the bluest eyes and the time it takes for the sleep to ooze is the realisation that you’re hardly on the cusp of cupboards and the lonely places of rotting cunts and forgotten faces
“Every other time the cops wanted to “talk” to me, I got away. Like...”
– Bong snorkelling
some genius here put spoon on the green stage 5:20-6:10 and arcade fire on the orange stage 5:30-6:30. CAN’T THEY TELL THAT PEOPLE ARE FANS OF BOTH? WHAT DO I DO.
“My attitude is bitchy ‘cause my period is heavy.”
– Missy Elliott
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The drunk man sat and continued to scream at the police. “I’m covered in blood and I’m in jail,” he screamed. “This isn’t fair. I am going to ass-rape you so hard.” A cop said the drunk man was going to be ass-raped first and then left the room. The drunk man screamed, “You don’t want to fuck with a man who is smarter than Einstein.” A different cop told the drunk man to stop acting like an...
“I NEED NEW JEANS.”
you like to get abused with glass paperweights.
are you offering?
i'm not some paperweight prostitute.
they all say that in the beginning.
and then they're bound and gagged and fucking in a sea of commemorative snow globes before they know it.
that would be damn hot.
theres a conspiracy and they're plotting to never give us our crystal clear pepsi back, the CIA want to use the invisible pepsi technology for stealth purposes
