For an unknown reason, Jesse and I were holidaying in New York. We visited the store Brooklyn Vegan (run by the person who writes the blog). It was a combination of American Apparel and a stationery store. Jesse wanted to purchase two sheets of paper. They had both the shirts and sheets of paper in a multitude of colours but sold nothing else.
Unfortunately, their paper ordering system was very inconvenient. The owner of Brooklyn Vegan forced Jesse to send a mail order for two sheets of paper which would take three weeks to ship. Despite this, they had sheets in shelves that could be freely taken. The owner didn’t let people take them though.
Eventually through all the sheet ordering bureaucracy we forgot to even order the two sheets of paper.
The owner of Brooklyn Vegan started ‘authenticity’ competitions. A scene looking boy from the street walked in, wearing makeup and a Nightmare Before Christmas shirt and they had a ‘metalcore contest’…this involved growling at each other and making faces in the most authentic manner possible. The owner always won. The kid ended up leaving and sulking.
It was extremely hot and Jesse and I were wearing three layers of clothing. He was sweating profusely and went outside to take some layers off.
Mun-Lee appeared from nowhere and we had an extremely brief table-percussion contest and he beatboxed for a few seconds.
Amy and Leif walked in, and Leif tells Amy ‘she lost’ but refused to say ‘the game’. “She’ll look that up on the internet and find out what it means and then she’ll lose the game, you know”, I said.
Linka appears and we all discuss the Gentlemen 4chan meme and how it is better than a lot of others. “Yeah, except that dog hates the Gentlemen guy”.

None of us had any idea who ‘that dog’ even was.